How to make a fun night for Mommy while Daddy is out of town

Step 1: Dump out the dog's water bowl.

Step 2: Stomp in it like a mud puddle. Make sure the bottom 6 inches of your pants get good and wet.

Step 3:  Run around the house while Mommy chases you.

Step 4:  After Mommy takes off your pants and heads to the laundry room, take off your diaper.

Step 5: Pee on the floor.

Step 6: Play in it until Mommy gets back.

Step 7: Insist on helping clean up.

Step 8: While Mommy is running a bath, climb into her rain boots.

Step 9: While she is taking a picture and distracted, climb out of the boots, run into the bathroom (the one with the running bath of course), close the bathroom door, open a cabinet drawer to block the bathroom door from opening, and play with a bottle of Advil from the open cabinet drawer.

Step 10: Follow directions for once and greet your crying Mommy with a hug.